ahahaha tablet is too bad to draw digitally scanner is too bad to post traditional art.. time to post funny things

so Kristján told me to answer some questions and I did it ironically. These are the most random questions I’ve been asked by anyone actually so go ahead laugh… I think he’s secretly striving to become some weird asshole who interviews stupid celebrities

1. How many people have run from you crying?
5

2. What does America’s government lack?
cerebral cortexes

3. Whom would be your ideal sibling, and whom do you think would make your life hell?
Ideal would be an identical twin, anyone who tried to touch my swords would be worst… I’d probably have to visit the hospital for that ughhh

4. Was there something that happened in your childhood that caused you to have such a short temper?
Meeting you, Kris

5. If you could go back in time, what would you say to your past self?
I would answer, “I’d say nothing, just rip her apart and scatter the pieces across the Sahara”, but that would end my existence. So I’d punch her in the face and make her become a total gamer before she even started liking any of those retarded things I used to like

6. What’s your favorite video game?
Hello, have we met before? They call me Solveig.

7. Who’s your favorite character from Skyrim?
Vilkas, why else would I have married him?

8. If there was anywhere you could live, where would it be?
In the house you were born in. Iceland is the best ok

9. What do you think of girls of your generation?
They make me feel like I should probably be a man

10. Why don’t you smile in photos?
I care about my friends, I don’t want them to be scarred for life.

11. If you could kill anyone with no consequences, who would it be?
Me 2 years ago, me 6 months ago, or me 2 months ago, hard to choose.

12. Worst movie ever made?
White Fang

13. Worst book ever written?
Twilight. It is a huge disgrace to werewolves everywhere.

14. If you could have any type of dog, what would it be?
Once again hello I don’t think we know eachother. It’d be a husky and it would be fluffy and stubborn and bite all my enemies

15. Who is the asshole in your group of friends?
Me

16. Are you going to post this on tumblr?
no

17. “YOLO”
Kill yourself.

18. “#SWAG”
Nevermind, I’ll do it for you.

19. Worst musician, excluding pop or country. I mean of a genre you like.
…Mumford and Sons. Fight me.

20. What’s your least favorite moment of every day?
Alarm clock

21. Any fandom you really, really hate?
Actually, no. I’ve learned that they all have different types of people. Each will have A) calm, sweet fans. B) fans who just enjoy it and keep to themselves. C) rude, annoying fans. D) sickfuck

22. Any person you really, really hate but would never hurt?
You

23. What do you think when you look at your old art?
KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE.

24. Given the opportunity, would you become a warrior?
Yes

25. Anybody other than past you that you want to kill? No celebrities.
Even though I’d instantly hack him apart if I saw him again I don’t want to say his name because I am posting this on tumblr go away

does anyone have any advice on Corel? my new tablet only wants to work with it and I can’t at all draw with it… which is why I haven’t been drawing digitally…

…at least link me to the potential amazing tutorial I’m too lazy to look up?

Why can’t there be a fandom free of complete morons?